Last year, I opened a FabFitFun box only to be greeted by a cheeky, overly confident, millennial pink ziploc-style bag from Frank Body:
Guess what? You’ll be naked in one minute.Frank Body
Well, I never!
So – turns out, the pink bag contained a body scrub. For some reason I haven’t yet psychoanalyzed, I hoard the living hell out of scrubs. I had just committed to doing the body scrub equivalent of, “Project Pan,” so I could oh, you know, stop being quite as stereotypical.
Obviously, the next thing to do is open the brand new package and use it rather than using the tub that needed to be used up. Obviously.